The wedding is in twelve days.
The doc is still blank.
You said yes to giving a speech months ago, back when it felt far away. It is no longer far away. Wedding Speech AI turns the stories already in your head — the way you met, the disaster you two survived, the thing you've never said out loud — into a full, deliver-ready speech in the time it takes to answer seven questions.
Takes about 10 minutes. You'll see your opening and outline before you pay anything.
12 days
the average notice before someone opens Wedding Speech AI
42
wedding clichés banned on sight from every draft
2
alternate tones bundled with every speech
$29
vs $150–500 for a human speechwriter
"I'll write it the week before" was eleven months ago.
You are not bad at writing. You are busy, and this is a genuinely hard writing problem: turn a decade of memories into four minutes that make a room of 150 people laugh, then cry, in that order, without a single line that sounds like every other wedding speech they've sat through. A professional speechwriter charges $150–500 and still needs your stories to work with. We ask for the same stories — you just skip the invoice.
What's actually in the Wedding Pack
Seven questions, not a blank page
You don't write a speech. You answer seven warm, specific questions about your real history with the couple — how you met, the chaotic memory, the inside joke. We build the speech out of your actual words, not a Mad Libs template.
It sounds like you had a good night, not like a chatbot
Our system prompt bans 42 wedding-speech clichés on sight — no "tie the knot," no "for those who don't know me," no rule-of-three adjective pileups. If a line could appear in any wedding speech ever given, it gets cut before you ever see it.
Two alternate tones, included
Nervous it's too much roast for Grandma's table, or not enough for the groomsmen? The Wedding Pack ships your speech at your chosen tone plus two alternates — pick the version that matches the room, the night before, without paying twice.
Delivery notes, so you perform it instead of reading it
[pause] here. [wait for laugh] there. [slow down] for the line that matters. The same pass a $300/hour speechwriter charges extra for — which word carries the joke, when to look up at the couple, when the room needs three seconds of silence.
Toast one-liners for the actual clink-glasses moment
Three ready-made closing lines, one per tone, so when your hand is literally in the air holding a champagne flute, you're not improvising the most-quoted sentence of the night.
Teleprompter mode for the walk up to the mic
Big type, your pacing marks built in, no fumbling with note cards or a phone that goes to sleep mid-toast. Open it, glance down, deliver it like you've done this before.
Ten minutes to your first draft
01
Tell us who you're speaking as
Best man, maid of honor, groom, bride, parent — each gets its own craft rules, because a father-of-the-bride speech and a best man roast are not the same job.
02
Answer seven questions about them
How you met. The funniest memory. What you actually admire. Two minutes of typing what you already know by heart.
03
Get your outline free, unlock the full pack when it's right
See your opening and structure immediately, no card required. Like it? Unlock the full speech, alternate tones, delivery notes, and toast lines for $29.
A human speechwriter is $150–500. This is $29.
Free: an outline and your opening line, no card. The Wedding Pack: the full draft, 2 alternate tones, delivery notes, toast one-liners, every speech role, vows and thank-you notes — unlocked for 60 days for a one-time $29. No subscription.
Fair questions
Will it sound like AI wrote it?
That's the one thing we obsessed over. The speech is built entirely from the specific stories, names, and phrases you give it — the AI's job is structure and polish, not invention. We also hard-ban the AI tells everyone's learned to spot: no "as I stand here today," no "little did I know," no adjective-pileup descriptions. Run the free preview and judge for yourself before you pay anything.
I don't think I'm funny. Can this still work for a best man speech?
You don't have to be funny — you have to have a funny memory, which is a much lower bar and one you almost certainly clear. Tell us what actually happened; the craft of turning a true story into a laugh line is what you're paying for. You can also drag the tone slider toward heartfelt and skip the jokes entirely.
My wedding is in 3 days, not 2 weeks. Is that too late?
It's honestly the ideal time to use this. The whole intake takes about 10 minutes, the draft is ready instantly, and you'll have two full days left to practice out loud — which matters more than the writing.
What if I already wrote a draft and just need it fixed, not replaced?
That's the Toast Polisher. Paste in what you've got; it keeps your voice and your stories intact, cuts the clichés, tightens the jokes, adds one callback, and marks it up with delivery notes. It edits your speech — it doesn't throw it out and write its own.
Do you write vows too, or just speeches?
Both, and they're built by completely different rules — vows have no audience management, no laugh engine, just one person talking to one other person. The Vow Writer walks you through the moment you knew, who they are to you now, and 3–5 concrete, keepable promises. It's included in the Wedding Pack.
Is what I type actually private?
Your stories are processed to generate your speech and nothing else — we don't build a profile on you, and there's no account or database storing your answers on our servers. Your finished drafts live in your own browser's storage, not ours. See the Privacy Policy for the specifics.
What if I hate what it writes?
Free preview shows you the opening and full outline before you pay a cent — if the voice is wrong, you'll know immediately. After unlocking, you get unlimited revisions on that speech for 60 days, plus one-tap passes to make it funnier, shorter, or strip remaining clichés.
Or read the best man speech guide first.